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ACE VENTURA IN A RHINO VERSUS SHAQ STEEL


name: WHITE DEVIL WHITE DEVIL
claim to fame: amazing hair, good with animals, number one pet detective can you feel it huh can you feel it captain compost
strengths: can live through: a shark attack, falling off a water fall and beating up an aligator, getting physically harmed by almost all the members of the florida dolphins major league football team, is a being of light, master of disguises, basically everythingggggg
weaknesses: ITS KIND OF HOT IN THESE RHHINOS... GHOTTA GET SOME OXYGEN, scared of albino bats, three darts is too much, hates guano
friends: the watchooto, the wachati, fulton greenwall, DAN MARINO, melissa robinson
enemies: vincent cadby, quinn and the raven tinky, MR SHIKADANCE, lutenent einhorn, ray finkle, the monopoly guy
special skills: can talk really fast in one breath of air, can talk to animals through his butt, good at shooting spitballs


name: john henry irons or if you prefer, STEEL
claim to fame: uhhhh designed weapons to harmlessly neutralize enemies and then worked at a junkyard
strenghts: doesn't get hurt when lasers are shot at him, made of junkyard steel has a romance with a cripple
weaknesses: he is shaq
friends: susan sparks, uncle joe
enemies: inner city gangs using his weapons for evil, nathaniel burke (judd nelson)
speciel skills: none
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